December 2009
34 posts
Sex Resume
me: "the great"......I should put that on my business cards
Ken: it'd def get you more ass
Ken: maybe not a job or business.....but ass
Ken: have two sets
me: well...err...
Ken: one set for business" and another set for "biznass"
me: well I can't say "the Great"
me: it's not like I have the worlds greatest cock or something....like, I dunno
Ken: Larry the Jackhammer
me: do I provide reference numbers and emails from satisfied dudes?
Ken: lol it's a business card not a resume
Ken: if only all sexual interaction was like that
Ken: "here's a list of references, and my most recent std test"
Ken: "I will do this, this this and this, and i expect this and this as compensation"
me: well like with dude I did bring up the point that I had my last STD test on like the weekend before Halloween
me: lulz
me: I could see how I could put "what I'd do" in the skills section
me: my "salary expectations" expecting what the other dude should do
Ken: coverletter....headshot
me: I should seriously come up with a Sex Resume
Ken: yea...start the trend
Accommodation
me and Drew had one of those talks tonight. One of those talks that I”m forever afraid will bond us to death do us part in a useless circle of I dunno.
I was noting how my ex roommate/one of my best friends from high school messaged/added me on Facebook. I believe at this point that us living together (believing that we knew each other so well) destroyed the friendship…
which lead...
Evil Flowers
fuqua: and why did this pretty lady walk in and was being stand offish...
fuqua: I just figured she was stuck up
fuqua: started talking and her voice was man low
me: Marsha Warfield effect... to the max
fuqua: I was totally dumbfounded
me: it happens, especially if you eat too many sunflower seeds
fuqua: well damn
me: I'm just sayin, you can't trust a flower that damn big
Martha & The Vandellas had some of the best...
“I used to grow up wanting to speak like Elizabeth Montgomery on Bewitched. When...”
– Me (on my Ok Cupid Profile) …yeah I’m staying single *a bit* longer…
I Love Marie Knight. And I want you to be at home...
“There is a burning passion within you which is just waiting to be ignited. You...”
– My Horoscope from between Now and Christmas… interesting….
Compatibility Machine
Me: James-87% match 85% friend 5% enemy You-85% match 80% friend 12% enemy (narrow margin). but what does an dating site really know anyways..
Mid: I'm totally going to be your enemy 12% of the time.
Me: You better get your "crazy/angry black man" rants ready at a 7% stronger rate than James to pull that off.
I just like Lesley Gore’s Christmastime hit...
SNOW!
Ken: no doubt
SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i'm gonna check otuside if it's snowing yet
me: you know....fuck you
Ken: HOLY GOD
Ken: ITS SNOWING CHOCOLATE FLAKES
Ken: I CAUGHT ONE ON MY TONGUE
Ken: IT MELTED
me: ....
Ken: AND TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
Ken: DELICIOUS
Ken: OH MY GOD
Ken: THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
Ken: FUCK AMERICA
Ken: FUCK YEA
Ken: I LOVE JAPAN CHOCOLATE SNOW FLAKES
me: you sometimes are really flamey for a heterosexual....be careful...you might melt all the snow
earworm 01
rcavalcante:
thank you for being a friend . cynthia fee (video)
Some of my favorite things are the ridiculous text...
“Oh Damn. A Car Ride!”
– Ray
“From Divorce Court: All He left me with was his last name, $33 and 2...”
– Esme
“I think I just called her blacker than a thousand midnights… on accident....”
– Dafina
“Shopping for Produce? Bullshit! I’ve seen enough blaxploitation movies to...”
– Noodlz
“…And that is why I can’t deal with you all the time :)”
– D’d
“WTF?!?!?!? You Need… like… 5 more bucks an Hour…just…...”
– Dafina
“I Like Korean Booze”
– Drew
“Unrequited crushing will happen til the day you die. Of course so will...”
– Adam
“My Mom somehow manages to fart around me but no one else. Wallpapering is a kind...”
– Drew
When the Whisky Poured →
So the Prelinger talk makes me nostalgic for the Peninsula I knew in the 80s, and the rich history that proceeded me in the area, especially during the depression through the postwar suburban boom (with elements of my family relocating here in the late 40s and 50s). I wonder how much of an oral history I’ll have to pour down history’s gullet
Fuqua:Ahhh, Whiskey GulchI use to love...
Nowhere Man
So my phone has been on the fritz since Friday, and my replacement comes tomorrow afternoon. It’s been weirdly awesome to be able to say “Oh sorry I missed you but my phone is out and I’ve been working hard”
It also makes me realize how little time I actually spend on the phone talking to people, and how much I miss actually talking to people versus typing to them via IM,...
Longing For Now
I went to the Prelinger talk and wished I was born in 1951… cause I would have been 11ish in 1962 when it snowed hella in the Bay Area (and probably would have first hand had all of the 45rpm records of the songs I love as a 27 year old in 2009).
What I love about mid century ephemera is that it is so technicolor. The richness of every image in color (and the deep shades even in black &...
I remember this on BET like in 2001 and always...
The ultimate song to describe the Gemini...
“If you are Muslim, don’t ask me to keep pork out of the Greens. Collard...”
– Me (2006) in a blog post.
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The Supremes “I Wanna Mother You Smother...