October 2010
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Putting the Fun in Funeral
When my great grandmother died 3 summers ago, I thought more of the insanity that would happen more than actually grieving her. She had Alzheimers and dementia and had been in a Nursing home since I was a Senior in High School, so the figurative mourning and death of who I knew her as had happened 8 years before her actual death.
It was more of a time for me to indulge in the ridiculousness of...
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Dafina is Awesome
If you don’t know My friend Dafina, and the source of brilliant inspiration she is each day, and why she’s one of my bestest friends on this earth, here’s an excerpt of a story she has about unruly black people in movie theatres that blessed me, and shall bless you:
me: you told a theatre you hate black people? Dafina: The WHOLE theatre
me: …. WHY? Dafina:...
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A lil conversation about Dirt Naps
me: it's not sad Barbara Billingsley died
me: she was 94
me: ask Betty White
me: they spend 20 minutes a day trying to figure out if they're dead everyday
Ron: I hate you
me: LOL
me: trust me
me: Barbara woke up in heaven today and didn't know the difference
me: or was like
me: "Why the hell is Hugh Beaumont in my living room"
me: umm, Barbara darling, we have something to tell you...
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Consumption
My Mother always told me that having a Coke or some type of carbonated beverage was actually a good thing to have with your dinner.
You know the carbonation of the beverage would promote you to belch, which would give me more room to finish my meal, often a heavy meat and potatoes affair that, when I was growing up came in the form of a frozen swansons dinner because my mother had nary the...
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