In my humble opinion one of the best Temptations...
My favorite voice of all time meets my favorite...
Sunday Soul for ya Betty Harris “Bad...
For a Rainy day: The Marvelettes “Rainy...
A Couple of weeks ago I wrote about...
To every ex boyfriend that calls/texts/IM Why is...
On a typical Friday night I am: Watching TV or a movie online. I love porn and...– Some dude on OkCupid, that’ll be single just a *bit* longer…..
While thinking of my own reputation, I thought of...
And you thought losing your virginity went bad...
me: ...lord....so same first dude...didn't have any condoms
Master P: ack
me: so he wanted to wrap himself in saran wrap
Master P: WHAT
Master P: no
me: I tell no lies
me: he came back with the box and said "this might work"
me: I was just so dumbfounded....that I was like....let's just stick to oral
Master P: yyyyyeah
Vagina…. It’s an awesome word it sounds like a Ford model from the...– Me
Sometimes you hear a song you’ve heard at...
Jo Anne Garrett “I’ve Decided (On a...
Miss Fuqua: awesome
Miss Fuqua: I want to put ..."#ImFromNorCal were we have the largest population of Chinese ppl...next to China."
me: it's the truth
Miss Fuqua: : shol is
Miss Fuqua: also #I'mFromNorCal where we know that Samoans come from Samoa...not Hawaii.
me: or Samoans aren't black people with good hair and a glandular problem
me: I said it
Miss Fuqua: : LOL
Miss Fuqua: Though Lui Tuanaki coulda fooled me
me: See... Sssh
Miss Fuqua: : see!
me: Island Negroids and possible relations are awesome
me: they all think they children of Bob Marley anyways
Miss Fuqua: damnit
me: You know that's true
me: 4 out of 5 Bob Marley Tribute Bands are made up of Polynesian members
random cuddling is for when I’m 38 and no longer have sure fire...– Me
……….at some point i assume my refusal to talk to anyone who...– Adam